when you see a shoe in the middle of the road and you wonder what is its story

wtf just happened to my sidebar
This better not fucking be happening. It’s named “tumblr” for a reason. Not fucking “yahoo”
trust me. it’s happening. it’s real. escape while you can.
Shut the fuck up this is fake
You just can’t not reblog this.
this was my very first post on tumblr :/
i wonder if there’s an actual heaven and if there’s an actual angel called Castiel up there who’s just like “FOR FUCKS SAKE CAN THESE TEENAGERS STOP CALLING ME”
“whY DID I GET A SUDDEN INCREASE IN PRAYERS IN 2009”
I’d laugh my ass off if I met a gay couple called Adam and Steve
Oh, so you think you’re funny? Well guess what!
BUBBY
AIN’T
LAUGHIN’!
do british people have a special £ key on their keyboards
how do you hashtag ??????
hashtag is over by the enter key don’t you worry your lil butt
wait
what… what do American keyboards look like then?
oh
sometimes my mood is ‘beyonce’
but other times its ‘white person in an infomercial’

“THE HUMANS DO IT ALL THE TIME, IT MEANS YOU’RE A GOOD BOY.”
a haiku about me in social situations
what what what what what
what what what what what what what
what what what what whatthis looks like the opening to thrift shop













